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Hey, I’m Krista!

Wife & mama in Bakersfield, California with my hubs Bryce (aka Bruce aka manfluencer), 12 year old son Boston (aka Boss man), 10 year old daughter Kollyns (aka Kolly girl), 5 year old son Kampbell (aka Kamp) and cavapoo Boujee!! A few of my favorite things include: twinning (#twinningtuesday), traveling, staying komfy kozy with my Staykation, Mexican food all day every day, & Drink Horton Rum!


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15 Amazon Summer Activities That Keep Kids Busy
15 Amazon Summer Activities That Keep Kids Busy

Keep the kids busy all summer long with these fun Amazon finds!! From crafts and puzzles to games and outdoor activities, these are easy boredom busters the whole family will love.

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Our Week at Atlantis, Bahamas: What We Did, Ate, Loved & Would Absolutely Do Again
Our Week at Atlantis, Bahamas: What We Did, Ate, Loved & Would Absolutely Do Again

Spend a week with us at Atlantis Bahamas as we share everything we did, ate, and loved during our family vacation. From snorkeling with sea turtles and visiting Pig Island to the best restaurants, water slides, and kid-friendly activities, here's our honest review of Atlantis Resort and our favorite experiences from the trip.

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Best Amazon Finds For Moms Who Do Everything
Best Amazon Finds For Moms Who Do Everything

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Spring Break at Evermore Orlando…This Place Is Actually Unreal!!
Spring Break at Evermore Orlando…This Place Is Actually Unreal!!

We stayed at Conrad Orlando at Evermore and I swear it felt like a tropical vacation right in the middle of Orlando!! The lagoon is insane (like actually looks like the ocean), there’s so much to do, and you’re only about 20–25 minutes from Universal…which is the perfect distance.

You can go do a full park day…walk 20k steps, deal with the crowds, all the things…and then come back and it’s just calm, clean, resort vibes. Sitting by the water like wait…how is this the same trip??

It really is the best of both worlds…theme park energy when you want it and total relaxation when you need it!!

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How We Made Our Indoor Basketball Hoop White (Easy DIY)
How We Made Our Indoor Basketball Hoop White (Easy DIY)
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Easy Dinner Ideas for Busy Weeknights
Easy Dinner Ideas for Busy Weeknights
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10 Self-Care Basket Ideas
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4 Comfy Travel Outfit Ideas
4 Comfy Travel Outfit Ideas
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What To Wear To Disneyland
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15 Finger Food Ideas for Party
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How to Make Living Room Cozy
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